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		<title>BUZZMEDIA announces exclusive agreement to get sued over Oh No They Didn&#8217;t</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let's forget the "mostly-female" userbase that Buzz Media describes Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V warehouse Oh No They Didn't as having and ask the more important question: why on earth would any company enter into an "exclusive, multi-year integrated marketing and advertising partnership" with a website that straight lifts content from other websites with—usually—only a little "source" link [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colton &#8220;The Barefoot Bandit&#8221; Harris-Moore Captured In The Bahamas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The "Barefoot Bandit" has been captured after two years on the lam from the law. Harris-Moore, who was in a halfway home until he ran off to allegedly start stealing cars, planes, and boats across the United States, was hiding on the island of Eleuthera in the Bahamas, where he had apparently crash-landed the plane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Robert Lanza Is A Blow-Hard</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While, to some degree, all of the Fluffington Von Posten is mindless, trite crap, Robert Lanza's opining about the meanings and answers to the great questions in life are a special kind of asshattery that should be banned by the Geneva convention just so long as we're all prisoners of the war of existence. He's [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.easterncynic.com/2010/07/robert-lanza-is-a-blow-hard/</link>
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		<title>New Yorkers: Love the Gays, Hate Them Serving Our Country</title>
		<description><![CDATA[According to a poll on the NY Daily News website 80% of readers support "Don't Ask Don't Tell", with 53% believing "It's a flawed, but necessary policy" and 27% voting "I don't think gays should serve in the military at all." Good thing to know that our national policy on gays in the military reflects [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Opinion: Kardashians, True Blood, and Abortion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hipp: still not sure why the Kardashians are famous. 
Andrea: me either.
Hipp: as far as I can tell, one of them dated a football player and had a sex tape, and the other two are famous for being extraordinarily ugly wonks. 
Andrea: Joel McHale always says, "Kim Kardashian, famous for having a big ass and a sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cultivated Antibody Can Kill 91% of HIV Strains</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, ladies and gentlemen, the time is here for what the prophet Bill Hicks predicted would be rampant "fucking in the streets": scientists have cultivated antibodies from an unidentified man, one of those storied few whose bodies have the ability to thwart the HIV virus, that can neutralize 91% of the 190 strains of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.easterncynic.com/2010/07/cultivated-antibody-can-kill-91-of-hiv-strains/</link>
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		<title>Sharron Angle Advocates Fetus Death Panels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a radio interview from June in which Republican Senate candidate Shar(r)on Angle advocated making "lemon situation[s] into lemonade," where "lemons" are understood to be "incidents of incest rape," the Republican has issued a statement that, against all possibly odds, makes her sound even crazier. Angle—a proponent of bringing back Goddamn Prohibition and noted name-misspeller—said [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.easterncynic.com/2010/07/sharron-angle-advocates-fetus-death-panels/</link>
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		<title>Cabrón James and the Psychic Octopus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, the Greatest Basketball Player Of All Time™ announced that he was leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and joining the Miami Heat, which is apparently a basketball team. While most of the Known World waited for LeBron James to announce his free agency decision from the 45 hotel rooms he rented out in a Miami hotel, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.easterncynic.com/2010/07/cabron-james-and-the-psychic-ctopus/</link>
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		<title>Multicellular Organisms Found In Gabon, Defeated By Netherlands</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the latest news from the front lines of The Almighty's Never-Ending Scavenger Hunt for Meaning, scientists have discovered the fossils of "complex, multicellular" organisms that date back billions of years. Previously, the oldest known fossils were around 600 million years old, but these fossils—which were found in Gabon and thus have no chance of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.easterncynic.com/2010/07/multicellular-organisms-found-in-gabon-defeated-by-netherlands/</link>
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		<title>Singer Americans Haven&#8217;t Heard Of Has Disease They Didn&#8217;t Know Still Existed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cheryl Cole is famous in England for being one of the members of female pop group Girls Aloud, which is kind of like N*SYNC, and for being married to and then divorced from Ashley Cole, a player for Chelsea in the English Premiere League, which is kind of like the NFL only with soccer, which [...]]]></description>
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